April Fools

Today, April 1, the Chapel Hill Planning Department is preparing a new proclamation to help address the housing shortage while also acknowledging the town’s rich architectural heritage. Housing Choices for Peasants and Lords, or, colloquially, Missing Medieval Housing, is designed to supply housing for impoverished lower classes as well as royalty who inherited their title […]

On April 1, join CHALT for an all-inclusive LUXURY* cruise on the Friends of the Alliance of the Seas Every stateroom and suite include: Unique welcome ritual Plenty of petition space A private en-suite petition desk Impervious surface in the shower A PhD in leadership management A new hotmail account with 5 pre-formatted emails to […]

PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE April 1, 2023 The Society for Arboreal Longevity and Primordial Biodiversity Recognizes Chapel Hill as a Really Old Tree City USA®  CHAPEL HILL, North Carolina (4/1/2023) – Chapel Hill was designated a 2023 Really Old Tree City USA® by the Society for Arboreal Longevity and Primordial Biodiversity (SALPB). SALPB botanists […]

The simple truth is the way city, state, and local governments conduct their meetings is antiquated and a holdover from a time that once was. As a species, humans have advanced far beyond the rigid formalities of parliamentary procedure. I have the attention span of a goldfish at this point! Realistically, I cannot overthrow how […]

Bim Montana III spent part of the pandemic hiking the Pacific Crest Trail, where he slept under the stars and had a face-to-face encounter with a grizzly bear. He then set his sights on El Camino, the famous Spanish pilgrimage route, where he stayed in historic monasteries and swapped stories with modern pilgrims around the […]