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Chapel Hill pushes Missing Medieval Housing

Today, April 1, the Chapel Hill Planning Department is preparing a new proclamation to help address the housing shortage while also acknowledging the town’s rich architectural heritage. Housing Choices for Peasants and Lords, or, colloquially, Missing Medieval Housing, is designed to supply housing for impoverished lower classes as well as royalty who inherited their title […]

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Start planning your dream vacation with a destination cruise hosted by the Chapel Hill Alliance for a Livable Town

On April 1, join CHALT for an all-inclusive LUXURY* cruise on the Friends of the Alliance of the Seas Every stateroom and suite include: Unique welcome ritual Plenty of petition space A private en-suite petition desk Impervious surface in the shower A PhD in leadership management A new hotmail account with 5 pre-formatted emails to […]

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The Society for Arboreal Longevity and Primordial Biodiversity Recognizes Chapel Hill as a Really Old Tree City USA

PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE April 1, 2023 The Society for Arboreal Longevity and Primordial Biodiversity Recognizes Chapel Hill as a Really Old Tree City USA®  CHAPEL HILL, North Carolina (4/1/2023) – Chapel Hill was designated a 2023 Really Old Tree City USA® by the Society for Arboreal Longevity and Primordial Biodiversity (SALPB). SALPB botanists […]